strawberries and chocolate cake

so apparently, every month, we celebrate everyones birthdays with cake and singing and a lovely pretty much hour long break from work. too bad today only one of the 5 people whos birthday it was came into work. tre hilarious. i was uber excited for some cake, and on the outside it looked normal. however i got a horrendous suprise while i was forced to cut..the cake not the cheese. also, apparently whoever is the newest is the one required to cut the cake, and everyone heckles you while you do it too, the heckling i got was mainly be careful you have so much hair it might end up getting highlighted with icing, in which case i proceeded to pull my hair back, and have them continue to comment on the mass amounts of hair. anyways, i cut the cake, and maybe the cheese at the same time, and see a disgusting pink filling. i gave it the benefit of the doubt and tried it anyways...ummmm ew. strawberry buttercream with chocolate cake is tre nasty. and not to mention it had mild coconut on the top. and everyone went gaga over it, omg its so good, where did it come from....yea i think it came from the gates of hell. i politely ate maybe half the piece, then went to my desk to throw it out, and wash the taste out with a post it i found on the floor, trust me it was much improved. next time we get cake, i think i'll order it, or heck maybe ill just pick up some dirt, mix it with water and add confetti...i think it would have the same effect. just like having dina lohan be your mom, is aboout the same as having a pet weasel be your parental figure. and now to end with the the 'things to ponder' inspired thought, do illiterate people find that alphabet soup is mocking them? if you served it to them, would they be offended? away laughing on a fast camel.

l'alta vita dolce in roma!

so i get into work today, early because traffic wasn't bad, and do my usual turn on computer and check the headlines, of course checking the celeb headlines first, then moving on to the cnn's and fox news, etc. and i give you the funniest and most interesting lead in EVER! "ROME — Researchers may have figured out what makes la vita so dolce in Rome. A report from Italy's National Research Council released Thursday found that there are traces of cocaine and cannabis in the air of the Eternal City." loves it. so that is why la vita is so dolce. mystery solved. and the other thing was yet another video of the so called lochness monster, which is basically a dark blurry thing, that does not look like it could be a monster, it looks like it could be a wave. some legends will never die, i mean c'mon, if this were really the monster, he'd be long dead. unless there was a female version and they've been procreating for all these years. in which case, wouldnt there be a few more, cause we know in fake creatures like that they would have no problem with incest if it would ensure the survival of the race. and if they did that, wouldn't there be abnormalities because of the incest, so a bunch would die, or be retarded, so then they would probably be seen by more people because of their retardedness they would try to come to the surface more. i thought about this too much. waking up so early and not sleeping enough starts to take its toll on the brain...you apparently become crazy...or this all could be a result of me watching way to much gilmore girls...take your best guess...i actually think its gilmore girls...they talk alot. and ive started drinking alot of coffee, i cant help it i get tired and am addicted to caffeine, its really a drug, i get these horrible headaches if i dont have it...not just from coffee, but i get it anywhere i can, soda, redbull...i dont know what else has caffeine. i already had one cup, and now may have another, it was a small cup! and i have a red bull waiting for me...this could be bad. wait, so if theres cocaine in the air, if a roman person goes somewhere else, does that mean they'll start to go through detox? would they get the shakes and start sweating. and is that why theyre skinnny, is that their secret diet trick, they keep cocaine in the air so they inhale it and get the skinny cokehead look! ha! i just cracked open the mystery! just call me danlock.

update

not only did it log me out, log me into a seperate thing, but somehow, it opened a new mail addressed to me, from the old receptionist! wtf!

bah

so i blogged, but since this blogspot crap is a piece of shit, and even tho it says it saves it automatically, it failed to do so, and god only knows what happened, but it dissappeared, when i hit publish, logged me out, logged me into a different blog because i have a damn gmail account, and is nowhere in sight. so because google and blogspot are stupid you missed out on my witty banter.the end.

monday monday.....well tuesday tuesday

its monday aka tuesday. obvi feels like a monday though, we just had a long weekend. i was expecting to come back to loads and piles of work, literally, i have to write these letter things, and the files of what i have to do get piled behind my desk, and the files are sometimes ridonkulously huge, it doesnt necessarily mean its more difficult, it just makes it seem like more work. and i dont like having those piles behind me, they make me nervous. but anyways, i had no work, except opening loads of mail and date stamping it. so it was no rocket science. and i just finished another project of boring data entry giving me a headache. booooo...and now i have more. le sigh. on the bright side, its already 230, which means the day is almost over, and which also means that tomorrow is wednesday, half way through the week! which also means it will make next week crawl by. but onto more important news that truly effects us all....lindsey lohan is back in rehab...suprise suprise..and rosie o'donnell is not coming back to the view, woohoo! im sorry but i watched the video of her and the other chic fighting and i dont see why rosie is so hurt, why was she playing victim, i mean, i think blondie held her own and so did rosie, i didnt see and fists thrown or blood shed, or names called. i mean, if anything rosie attacked blondie, and has been ever since she joined the show. so on that note, eff you rosie, eff you. and the most exciting news of the day...i finally got gmail!! so talk to me!....dani547! woot. andddddddddd....im gonna start scrapping, i just need to print pictures, marcus might help with that if he can find his picture printer...so scrapping is on hold for a little bit..i have the supplies though, and i already know the topic!.....the circus!!!! i have some way funny pics from it, well one more funny then the other...i have a clown nose on! ha! ok, time to go! away laughing on a fast camel!

update

part of my job is getting the mail thats delivered, the fed ex guy came and was like 'damn you got alot of hair!'...my life story

casual friday

casual friday is fab, not only can i wear jeans, but we have bagels fruit and cheese in the big kitchen at the office...haha, how grown up was that, 'at the office'...ew im old...kinda...not really i cant even drink..legally. anyways, im at reception again, sitting and spacing, havent checked the gossip yet, i just know ive been here for merely 30 min and have already finished my work. yeah. maybe ill get a bagel in a sec, or some cheese, lets be honest, ill probably get cheese...to make sure i dont get the poops at work. i pooped at work yesterday, i couldnt help it, i reallly had to go! i mean, i didnt take a newspaper in like ive seen one of the attorneys do, and i wasnt in there for like 20 min, once again like ive seen the same attorney do..and by see him do, i mean i see him leave and go towards teh facilities with the newspaper and not emerge for a long while, i dont actually see them dooooo...anyways, it was like 2 min, but still, for such a nice building and stuff, you'd think the potty would be nicer and cleaner! meh. thats life. ciao for now. away laughing on a fast camel.

p.s. i didnt shower today