l'alta vita dolce in roma!

so i get into work today, early because traffic wasn't bad, and do my usual turn on computer and check the headlines, of course checking the celeb headlines first, then moving on to the cnn's and fox news, etc. and i give you the funniest and most interesting lead in EVER! "ROME — Researchers may have figured out what makes la vita so dolce in Rome. A report from Italy's National Research Council released Thursday found that there are traces of cocaine and cannabis in the air of the Eternal City." loves it. so that is why la vita is so dolce. mystery solved. and the other thing was yet another video of the so called lochness monster, which is basically a dark blurry thing, that does not look like it could be a monster, it looks like it could be a wave. some legends will never die, i mean c'mon, if this were really the monster, he'd be long dead. unless there was a female version and they've been procreating for all these years. in which case, wouldnt there be a few more, cause we know in fake creatures like that they would have no problem with incest if it would ensure the survival of the race. and if they did that, wouldn't there be abnormalities because of the incest, so a bunch would die, or be retarded, so then they would probably be seen by more people because of their retardedness they would try to come to the surface more. i thought about this too much. waking up so early and not sleeping enough starts to take its toll on the brain...you apparently become crazy...or this all could be a result of me watching way to much gilmore girls...take your best guess...i actually think its gilmore girls...they talk alot. and ive started drinking alot of coffee, i cant help it i get tired and am addicted to caffeine, its really a drug, i get these horrible headaches if i dont have it...not just from coffee, but i get it anywhere i can, soda, redbull...i dont know what else has caffeine. i already had one cup, and now may have another, it was a small cup! and i have a red bull waiting for me...this could be bad. wait, so if theres cocaine in the air, if a roman person goes somewhere else, does that mean they'll start to go through detox? would they get the shakes and start sweating. and is that why theyre skinnny, is that their secret diet trick, they keep cocaine in the air so they inhale it and get the skinny cokehead look! ha! i just cracked open the mystery! just call me danlock.