so im behind

so i havent blogged in about 2.6 years. sorry kids. not like too many people actually read this anyways. oh well. so jesus' birthday came and went, and the good food came and went. soo good. i wanna repeat. now all thats left is bringing in the new year..no clue as to what im going to do yet, whatever. work is boring, slow as always, well actually suprisingly busy yesterday, but never overwhelming. just easily selling expensive bags to rich people who love to hear 'this is brand new, NO ONE has it yet'. done deal, sold not one, but about 3 bags. silly rich people. except i almost cried a couple days ago, when this stupid old woman, bought the last pair of boots i wanted. they were so not her! she was like 50, and those boots were adorable suede slouchy ones, so not for 50 year old women! i tried discouraging her, and encouraging her to get these other ones, but bitch wouldnt listen. shes so on my black list. so im gonna dye my hair again, no more highlights, too much work. but i dunno what color, im thinking close to my natural color, like dark brown, maybe a little lighter then my natural color, cause my hair is almost black, but not quite. so complicated. i just gotta figure out a good cheap place to go, last chic who did my hair totally overcharged me. so none of that. and i gotta do it before i go back for rush and stuff, or else no one will wanna be in zeta cause of the girl with the roots down to her ears. gross. i think thats all for now. away laughing on a fast camel.

love,
moi

study break

and now for your viewing pleasure....my favorite memory from freshman year

the secrets out

victoria's secret fashion show...totally brought sexy back. it reconfirmmed the fact that giselle is basically a god and so is adriana. it has motivated me yet again to live off of lettuce and spend hours in the gym until i can be flawless and and fierce walking down a katwalk...even if that katwalk is in my room. speaking of which, i want a brownie, im jealous that erika made some, she shouldve sent me some, or at least one. so now all i can be is le hungry, and le craving brownies. pooey. my first final is on friday, not excited. not excited about the next week in general, until i go home of course, then i will be excited. le sigh. i cant remember if i fed my slut today(my slut being my fish), ill just feed her again, she can be fat and happy. toodles.

love,

moi

mandy wins

mandy wins. the christmas cards she made were beyond. i mean absolutely gorgeous fantastic christmas cards, the soldiers who get them were truly lucky.

love,
moi

maybe i should shower...

so the past 2 days can be summed up in 3 words...i hate school. end of story. my comparative government teacher is mean. he assigns us a take home quiz on thursday, which sounds fine at first, but only to discover this so called "quiz" consists of 295 questions. yes thats right. i have never taken a test final quiz or anything that long. the only thing that comes close is the sat's. did i mention that that class is an elective, oh and its suppose to be freshman level. yea. finally finished. now to finish the million and one other things i have to do to finish off this semester. blah. school has just kicked me in the balls. yes thats right, i have balls, small ones but they're totally there. ew. as you may have noticed,i have taken my unhealthy mary kate olsen obsession and displayed it for all to see. well once again, marc did it for me, i just chose the pictures. teehe. which leads me into my next thought, i wanna be a hippy. i wish i didn't have to shower or shave or do anything except lay around in comfy clothes. i don't actually believe in anything hippies believe in, but i just wanna act like one. speaking of which if i don't pluck my eyebrows soon i really will look like one. eek. and i don't brush my hair very often either...maybe i already am a hippy...i already have the dance down.whatever.back to being productive. away laughing on a fast camel.

love,
moi

erika is a wall pusher

so nothing interesting in my life. seriously. besides the fact that i got my allergy shots today. it was so effing crowded, i was stuck between these 2 girls in the waiting room, and one smelled like onions. tre gross. i was gagging. and she wasnt a hutta either. i think my slutty fish is dying again. or shes faking it for some reason. like she always does. maybe i should get her a boyfriend, and she can slut it up some more. ha! too bad im not gonna spend another $30 on a freaking smiley fish. which reminds me, its a parrothead fish, and i still havent played it any jimmy buffet. i wonder if she'll start jammin. that'd be so rad. xmas shopping is already stressing me out. im trying to figure out what to buy and im freaking out. maybe cause class keeps interrupting me. omg, we made xmas cards for the soldiers in iraq yesterday at the house. i must say, i should totally work for hallmark! not to toot my own horn, or whistle whatever the expression is. but everyone was in awe of the fireplace i made. i am amazing. mandy and i took pictures with our best cards. too bad it took mandy like 15 cards to finally make a cute one!full of hilariosity. so upset that my partner in crime is going to bolivia for xmas. you suck ricky. how dare you leave me. although i did leave you for florida. hmm. guess we're even. although xmas is a much bigger holiday then thanksgiving. clueless is on tv. only one of the most significant movies of our time. so on that note. im audi.

back from palm tree-a-gogo land

back from florida...a mild shade darker. weather wasnt the greatest, but its okay i got a couple of good beach days in. i did some good shopping tho! thrill of my life. funniest thing to happen in florida....MICHELLE FARTED IN HER SLEEP!! yea it was super loud too. too funny. i will never let her live this down. my computer died. it just stopped working all together. so i must send it in to get fixed...so in the mean time i am using marcus' laptop. marcus to the rescue! i cant imagine not having a computer for like over a week. i already freaked out over a couple of days cause i couldnt check my mail. tre hellish. toodles.


p.s. i watched a really funny video in spanish class today. it was on hispanic people in the u.s. and they showed these puerto rican guys in new york, who were rappers, but they would rap in english, and then throw in some words in spanish. umm yea, really bad, and really funny. my favorite part is when they made up some words..."when i am rapiando(rapping).....and hangiando(hanging)" HA! full of hilariosity!

p.p.s. it was from the early 90's, and the haircuts and clothes were priceless.

almost there

so close to florida..i can almost taste it! today was relatively uneventful, unless you count the fact that i had this hideously big bump in my hair. yea. i was rockin a ponytail today, and somewhere between my car , class and my next class there was a maybe 2 inch high bump in my hair. i wish i had a camera. i finally saw when i got to the glass doors of my second class, and i saw my reflection! why did no one say anything! im sure people wouldnt have wanted to call me out in front of my entire first class, but we were doing group work! someone could of nudged me, and been like 'hey you look stupid'. tre embarrassing. but hilarious now! poo. i love diet cherry coke. im so happy i got one today. and i had a cookie. but now im full and my tummy kinda hurts. totally worth it. tata for now...

love,

moi

marcus is amazing

marc helped me customize my page...and by help i mean he did the whole thing for me. so now i have marykate, and pink polka dots! beyond.


love,
moi

tre excited

i started a blog to be fabbity fab fab like eri. i wish i could customize it more. make it disgustingly pink, add pictures of mary kate olsen, put stars everywhere. tre fab. loves it. cant wait till thanksgiving. i will be in florida getting tanner than you. time to go away laughing on a fast camel. toodles.

love,
moi